So here we go.....

Yup. I finally did it. I made a fucking online diary. Never thought I would, but I finally realized one important thing: People read shit online more than they are willing to listen in person. People don't care. Can't say I blame them. I don't care. Do I really want to hear about how shitty traffic was for you, or how some old lady cut in front of you at the grocery store? If you were driving a tank and decided to take an "alternate route", or if you choke slammed the old lady and kicked her toy poodle out of her purse, maybe. If not, sorry, I'm not interested. Why? Because I'm insensitive? No. Because I'm not willing to sympathize with you? No. It's the simple fact that this shit happens everyday, to people across the globe. Why is your story so much better than the next? It's not. Mine are not. I needed a place to compile my thoughts of today's society as a whole, where you can visit if you want, or stay the fuck out. I don't care. I'm not going to warn you that I'm a vulgar, foul-mouthed motherfucker with not one sensitive bone in my body. I'll let you figure that out on your own.